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Are
you doing too much Tae Kwon-Do????
* you say to the salesman in the men's store, "Nice pants,
but I don't think I can kick in them."
* when you want to say "I'm sorry" and involuntarily
bow.
* Instead of walking or jogging around the store, you practice
pivoting stances and kicks.
* When you hit your head on a low doorway or ceiling and
kick it in anger and _damage_ it.
* when you're practicing your arm blocks while driving down
the motorway and notice someone in another car staring at
you, and suddenly turn your block into vigorously fanning
away an imaginary fly
* when you use various strikes to turn lights off and on;
* don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches
* open and close doors with spinning kicks
* find yourself idly doing Tae Kwon-Do moves with the plastic
knives at the fast food place
* can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually
exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks
* leap to your feet and shriek with indignation while watching
"Kung Fu", "Walker, Texas Ranger", and
"Highlander" at home
* find yourself practicingTae Kwon-Do techniques in miniature
with your pencil during dull meetings (or gradings).
* try to backfist the correct floor button on the inside
of the elevator."
* Urge to bow every time I enter or leave a room?
* When you don't use any tools while splitting firewood.
* When you are introduced to someone and you bow to greet
them.
Whoops...
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord
to a Tae Kwon-Do tournament. Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance, I have all the greatest sparrers
who ever fought up here".
"Oh Yes", sniggered the Devil,
"but I have all the referees."
What is the difference between Tai
Chi and Tae Kwon-Do?
Tae Kwon-Do is a Korean martial Art
and Tai Chi: Just like standing still, only faster. The idea
is to yield to your opponents attack to such a degree that
they take pity on you and leave you alone.
Q: Why are the Olympics qualifiers in Karate so hot?
A: Because there's hardly a fan in the place.
What are the three biggest lies told
in Tae Kwon-Do?
I haven't worked out in a while.
Let's do light sparring.
Oops. I'm sorry.
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